Friday, December 29, 2006

Things You Can't Tell Waitresses

I watched Mom give Dad exercise two days ago and felt that her distribution of power versus result(s) -- albeit effective -- was an exercise in micro management. She required far less commands in order to execute the same task(s). Much like the inefficiency of the sentence explaining it.

Repetition is funny and despite being insane....

Re: photo. Had seven co-workers to my pad on Saturday night. Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. They didn't ring until two. I put on tracks and broke out something to drink. Before you know it, we're each into a multispatial conversation within triangulated seating arrangements. Many a thing was said. Soon enough, a male dominance competition is in full swing on my kitchen floor -- at the end of which I took this picture (was that before or after Mary won a free ticket?).

Of the aggression, I criticized it externally (but said nothing) feeling that this was an archaic and ritualistic wonder trophyism largely unnecessary in 2006. Internally, I rooted for the strongest member and wished his success, acknowledging the positive advancement of our kind.

In the end, it was good to see human beings wrestle in a language mutually understood.

S*

Monday, December 11, 2006

Three Ohs Ringing

Hi Hilda,

The language of your request does not compute. Does not compute, does not compute, does not compute, does not compute, does not compute, does not compute, does not compute, does not compute, does not compute, does not compute, does not compute, does not compete, does not compute, does not compute, does not compute, does not compute, does not compute, does not compute, does not compute, does not compute, does not compute, does not compute, does not compute, does not compute, does not compute, does not compute, does not compute, does not compute, does not compute, does not compute, does not compute, does not compute, does not compute, does not compute, does not compute, does not compute, does not compute, does not compute.

The language of your lesson does not compute.

S*


On 11/12/06, Hilda Miles wrote:
Hello,
How are you today and hope you kinda having a great time, I am Hilda , but my chums called me Angel, I am a 27 year old graduate of Yoke and I will be moving down to Canada soon to get a better offer. I am respectful, responsible, and sociable. I am respectful of other's personal lifestyles, belongings, as well as their privacy.All I ask in return is for my future frineds to reciprocate the very same actions that I give to them. I have a very culturally diversed personality, therefore I have the ability to connect to individuals from different
walks of life. I enjoy meeting interesting people and seeking new adventures. In my past times, I like to read, practice the Italian Language, watch some educational channels, such as Discovery, History, Travel, and Court TV etc....
I enjoy playing the piano and practicing the violin, going to movies. I am open minded in nature and like to apprehend and appreciate the cultural lifestyles of others. Ultimately, I am always honest and will keep it real with you, but in doing so, I will be respectful and
courteous of the other's feelings. I love travelling, sporting and enjoy meeting people and seldomly party. I am cool headed, pretty laid back and easy going person and would like to have a mate who is very responsible and understanding, someone i can really get along with.
However, I saw your advert and i am sincerely interested in the place advertised as i will like to move in as soon as we're able to reach an accord. Please i'll like to know the total move in cost as well as the picture of the house ( if available ) as i'll not be able to check out
the place until my arrival, so that i can make arrangement for payment
prior to my arrival since i'll be moving down as soon as i'm able to secure a
comfortable place. Thanks as i anxiously await your response
Regards
Hilda